Quotes About Humor

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

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-Paul Terry

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

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-Pat Monahan

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”

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-Orson Welles

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

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-Oscar Levant

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”

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-Nikolai Gogol

“Mom says it’s because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
“I’m not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”

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-Nicholas Sparks

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

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-Zig Ziglar

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

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-Neil Gaiman

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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-Narcotics Anonymous

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”

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-Mo Willems

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”

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-Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”

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-Maya Angelou

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

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-Matt Groening

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”

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-Markus Herz
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