Quotes About Men

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

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-Neil Gaiman

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”

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-Mark Twain

“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.”

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-Margaret Thatcher

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

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-Neil Gaiman

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”

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-Mark Twain

“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.”

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-Margaret Thatcher

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

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-Brigham Young

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

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-Brigham Young

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

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-Brigham Young

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”

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-Gillian Anderson

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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-George Carlin

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”

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-Elizabeth Peters
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