Quotes About Women

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”

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-Audrey Hepburn

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”

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-Ann Richards

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?”

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-Anaïs Nin

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”

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-Ann Richards

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?”

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-Anaïs Nin

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

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-Brigham Young

“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”

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-Bette Davis

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”

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-Audrey Hepburn

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

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-Andy Rooney

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”

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-Ann Richards

“How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?”

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-Anaïs Nin

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.”

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-Anaïs Nin

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”

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-Gillian Anderson

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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-George Carlin

“I hope she’ll be a fool — that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”

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-F. Scott Fitzgerald

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”

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-Elizabeth Peters
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