Quotes By The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 9: 1967 1968

“My anxieties have anxieties.”


“Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos...”


“Your stupidity is appalling!"
"Most stupidity is!”


“For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!”


“I want to be liked... No, I want to be more than just liked... I want people to say, "that Charlie Brown is a great guy!" And when people are at parties, I want them to look for me, and when I finally arrive, I want them to say, "here comes good ol' Charlie Brown... Now everything will be all right!" I want to be a special person... I want to be needed... It's kind of hard to explain... Do you understand? I mean, do you know what I'm talking about?"
"Sure, I understand perfectly..."
"Well?"
"Forget it! Five cents, please!”


“Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.”


“The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!”


“One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..."
"How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?”


“Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.”


“I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt..."
"You worry too much, Charlie Brown... No wonder your stomach hurts... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"
"How do I stop?"
"That's your worry! Five cents, please!”


“Little brothers are the buck privates of life!”


“Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!”