Quotes By The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 11: 1971 1972

“Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.”


“Do you ever feel like running away?"
"Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything."
"I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!”


“I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.”


“Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..."
"That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.”


“I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..."
"Nice try... Five cents, please!”


“I have a question. What if your advice doesn't help me? Do I get my money back?"
"No, because as soon as you pay me, I run right out and spend it. That's one of the first things they teach you in medical school!”


“Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?"
"Certainly... Take classical music, for instance... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close..."
"How about TV?”


“Ten milligrams equals one centigram. Ten decigrams equals one gram. Ten grams equals one grampa."
"Keep going... I can hardly wait to see what comes next...”


“Sometimes I ask myself questions... Sometimes I ask myself, is this your real life or is this just a pilot film? Is my life a thirty-nine week series or is it a special?"
"Whatever it is, your ratings are down... Five cents, please!”