Quotes By The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 16: 1981 1982

“Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.”


“You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.”


“Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.”


“What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!”


“See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know?”


“Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.”


“These are valentines for all the boys at school that I like... And this is a very special one for my sweet babboo."
"Does your sweet babboo know who he is?"
"Oh, yes, he knows who he is..."
"I do not!”


“I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.”


“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”