Quotes By Zombie

“...actual happiness only happens by accident”


“The problem with being talented and gifted is sometimes you get too smart. My uncle Henry says the importance of eating a good breakfast is because your brain is still growing. But nobody talks about how, sometimes, your brain can get just too big.”


“People don't practice their smiles nearly enough, so when they most need to look happy they're not fooling anyone.”


“To be or not to be. God's gift to animals is they don't get a choice.”


“This really happens. It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to say.”


“The newspaper warns us about terrorist anthrax bombs and virulent new strains of meningitis, and the only comfort newspapers can offer is a coupon for 20 cents off on underarm deodorant.”