Quotes By Groucho Marx

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

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“Humor is reason gone mad.”

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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

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“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”

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“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

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