Quotes About Humor

“Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.”

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-Rick Riordan

“It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

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-Rick Riordan

“Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”
“Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?”
“Pfft. That’s not the point. Follow your heart.”

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-Rick Riordan

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

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-Richelle Mead




“What’s up?” I asked.

You tell me,” he said. “You were the one about ready to start making out with Adrian.”

It was an experiment,” I said. “It was part of my therapy.”

What the hell kind of therapy are you in?”

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-Richelle Mead

“Can you surf really well, then?”
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
“Jeez, Nico,” I said. “I’ve never really tried.”
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn’t answer that one.) If Annabeth’s mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn’t Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”

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-Rick Riordan

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

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-Richelle Mead

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

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-Phyllis Diller

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

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-Paul Terry




“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

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-Pat Monahan

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”

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-Oscar Wilde




“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”

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-Orson Welles

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

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-Oscar Levant




“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”

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-Nikolai Gogol

“Mom says it’s because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
“I’m not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”

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-Nicholas Sparks
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