Quotes About Humour

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”

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-Marjorie Pay Hinckley

“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”

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-Ray Bradbury

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

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-Oscar Wilde

“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”

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-Marjorie Pay Hinckley

“Do you hate people?”

“I don’t hate them…I just feel better when they’re not around.”

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-Charles Bukowski

“So you’re a Shadowhunter,’ Nate said. ‘De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.’
‘Was that before or after he tried to eat you?’ Will inquired.”

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-Cassandra Clare

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

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-George Carlin

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

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-Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

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-Douglas Adams

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

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-Douglas Adams

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.”

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-Charles Bukowski

“Do you hate people?”

“I don’t hate them…I just feel better when they’re not around.”

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-Charles Bukowski

“So you’re a Shadowhunter,’ Nate said. ‘De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.’
‘Was that before or after he tried to eat you?’ Will inquired.”

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-Cassandra Clare
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